If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
As a virgin guy, this pisses me off.
- *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
- *comes up out of know where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
- Isn't he a little old for you?
- Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
- *chokes into his drink*
- You should respect your elders.
- You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
- *chokes on his drink again*
- *storms off*
- *looks at me with a disapproving look*
- Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.